Lime Thai Express: Where the Spice Meets the Spirit World
If you’re looking for a dining experience that awakens your taste buds and possibly reconnects you with the spirit of a loved one, look no further than Lime Thai Express.
Let me set the scene: I walked into Lime Thai with a hunger that could only be described as “emotional.” Not just stomach-hungry — soul-hungry. Ever since my dear mother passed away (she was a fiery woman, taken too soon in what we now refer to as "the Great Gang Violence Incident of 2018"), I’ve been on a quest to find something spicy enough to match her energy.
Enter the Drunken Noodles.
The first bite hit me like a round of warning shots outside a liquor store — hot, unexpected, and oddly exhilarating. Halfway through the plate, my eyes started watering — but not from the spice. I swear I heard her voice:
"Don’t wimp out now, I didn’t raise no flavorless fool!"
That’s when I knew this wasn’t just food. It was therapy, spiritual healing, and possibly an out-of-body experience all in one convenient takeout container.
The staff were friendly, the decor tastefully lime-green (shocking but sincere), and the iced Thai tea was strong enough to wash down both the heat and the emotional baggage I brought in.
Final verdict? Lime Thai Express didn’t just feed me — it brought me closer to closure. And probably closer to needing a nap. Or a séance.
P.S. Mom always said, “If it ain’t spicy enough to make you cry, it ain’t real Thai.”
Well, Mom — I cried. Mission accomplished.




ash bee